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I Created SomethingWeird and Fun for the Fall Season — The League of Spookery
The Anti-Kringle Club!
2 min readOct 18, 2023
The Audacity
Christmas time is set to begin after Turkey time and has always been that way even before I was born. So what the hell has been going on the past few years? Who in the laundry detergent-eating idiot decided that it was okay to intercept crypt keeper time?
I get trying to woo more consumers into buying shit before the end of the last quarter but do you money-grabbing retailers have any dignity? A sense of honor? Am I really asking this question?
That’s okay because, by the power vested in me, I now implement the Anti-kringle Club or rather The League of Spookery! Yup, I’m the head witch and I hear by commence the first annual extended Halloween venture!
Yes, I am dead ass serious!
Rules:
- Must love fall and or spooky season
- Can like Christmas but respect that Christmas starts after Thanksgiving and ends on New Year’s. You ho-ho jackasses thought I would forget when it ends. Not today!
- Is willing to decorate Christmas trees with skulls, webs, spiders, pumpkins, etc.
- Is willing to dress in fall or spooky attire during the…